I use the whole 'Raping my eyes' thing here a lot, and I thought that I meant it until now. But internet has finally conquered me.

I'm gonna go on a bit of a rant here, but The Pron is angry and needs to vent.

I hope that the current trend of shocking one note video sites ends shortly. Porn is supposed to be a parallel to society, and if you go by that logic then the ratio is this:

2girls1cup is to all TV being reality TV during the WGA strike:ShakeThatBear is to America finally airing executions on television

Shake That Bear goes pretty much like this:

A women shoots a bear out of a tree
Once the bear falls, the woman and another man proceed to have sex on the bear
Apparently during this video the man tells the woman repeatedly to "Shake that bear.."
They finish, the woman has some whiskey and the dogs drag the bear away.

Below are some screencaps of this ridiculousness:






Now, I would recommend watching this video about as much as I would recommend relying on Perez Hilton for real news. But the sad part is that many people DO rely on him for news, and just as many people are going to watch this video. I realize that by posting this I have only piqued your curiosity and that no matter what negative things I have to say about this video it will continue to exist.

That being said, I just want to convey this message to you:

I've watched 2 Girls 1 Cup about 20 times now without ever flinching. I've posted about necrophilia, I've seen (and won't post) rape videos that were probably real, and I've seen videos involving animals that weren't cruel but probably aren't legal in any way.. all this without more than an OMG! reaction.

But Shake That Bear was horrible the moment the bear was hit the first time. After the first shot he starts crying out in pain. From that point on, the video isn't shockingly amusing. It's not even shocking. Humans being horrible to animals should no longer be a shock to anyone, particularly anyone with access to the internet. Nope, this video is just sad. So terribly sad.

And it's only going to get worse, what with the mass popularity of 2girls1cup. There is always going to be a race to see who is more over the top, and now the stakes are higher than ever.

Porn is a reflection on society, and what I see in the mirror sucks.

Sorry I couldn't be funny about this.

I came across this interview with a guy who puts maggots on his penis for pleasure. I decided to post it because sometimes I want this blog to be horrifying AND informative!







Shannon: Do you remember when you first encountered maggots?

ML: Probably when I was sixteen, working with sheep... But I never tried anything like this until about a year ago. I’m now in my fifties. I don’t know why I tried it now — it’s just something I felt like trying over the last year or two. I never tried anything like this when I was a younger guy.

Shannon: What made you decide to apply them sexually?

ML: Hmmm... I really don’t know. I’m always aroused by different methods... I ball pump and while doing that I just let them wander. Some rim the head, and others find the eye and crawl inside. It feels darn great too. They can’t get too far in so it’s not as if they’ll find their way to your bladder.

I know it’s a weird thing to do, but to be honest maggots only eat dead flesh, and as the penis is living they do no harm. It’s like a woman ticking all around the head and penis in a hundred places at once. I usually leave them on for two or three hours.

Shannon: Where do you get the maggots?

ML: It’s pretty easy. I leave meat outside.

Shannon: Ok, I guess that was a dumb question... How active are the maggots when you’re playing with them?

ML: They’re very active. Probably on the second day they’re at their best size. They burrow well, and like to stay on the penis. When they’re older they tend to wander off but are still OK. I should add that I only use the “smooth maggot” that arrives on meat early — later on another type turns up. They have a more segmented body and can bite into normal flesh.

Shannon: Are they alive in your mind, or is it more like a toy?

ML: A bit of both — I like the idea of being host to a living insect.

Shannon: Do you think it’s important for people to expand their borders sexually and try new things?

ML: Oh, definitely. I’d like to find like-minded women, but I’m sure most women would be grossed out or freaked out... But actually a woman would be perfect for this as there’s plenty of discharge, and the maggots could burrow and move around the flaps and clit.

Shannon: Thank you for talking to us about this.




Women interested in talking to ML about his fetish or theirs can email him at lovemaggot@gmail.com. One of the points that I’m trying to make by printing these interviews, is that there’s nothing unhealthy or unsavory about fringe sexual play of all kinds, as long as its consensual (and no, I’m not concerned about the consent of maggots), and that people shouldn’t feel bad if they have urges that other people might find gross... they should indulge it, enjoy it, and when possible, share it.

The above sentiment is not written by me, but I like to think that I feel the same way about being open minded about sexual things.